A policeman on duty saw a man driving a truck with a bunch of penguins in the rear bed of the truck. He pulled the truck over and said to the driver, "It's illegal to drive around town with these penguins in the back of your truck; take them to the zoo." The driver said, "Ok."

The next day the policeman sees the same truck and driver with the same penguins in the rear of the truck but this time the penguins were wearing sun glasses. The policeman again pulled the truck over and said to the driver, "Didn't I tell you yesterday to take these penguins to the zoo?" The driver said, "I did take them to the zoo; today we're going to the beach!"

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